Republican Compromise
The Republican Party is testing their latest compromise on
Gun Control at the state level in North Carolina. House member Oli A. Garc has
introduced a bill calling for the issuance of large caliber semi-automatic firearms
to every registered Republican voter and their children. Gun manufacturers,
members of the gun manufacturers lobby and the leadership of the National Rifle
Association believe that Republicans are best suited to use their 2nd
Amendment rights to protect everyone from the Mass Murderers that they have
been equipping with military assault rifles and large capacity magazines
(designed to allow Mass Murderers to kill as many Americans as possible without
reloading).
According to Representative Oli A. Garc, an additional
benefit of this legislation will be a reduction of unemployment as those killed
by so many armed Republicans will reduce the numbers of those reaching majority
and entering the job market. Fewer unemployment claims will be filed as those
who have lost production jobs will be killed and stop filing for weekly
benefits.
As the Republican Party continues to support the export of
American jobs to countries that offer corporations slave labor, this issue of
jobs and the sky rocketing costs of unemployment compensation require a
solution other than Labor Rate Based Import Tariffs that would increase
American Jobs at the expense of corporate profits. This might be that solution.
Democrats, typically, refuse to join Republicans and call
for Comprehensive Gun Control. They insist on Universal Background Checks, a
ban on military style assault rifles and large capacity magazines. Republican
elected officials seem to be the only people who understand how important it is
that Mass Murderers continue to be allowed to find the assault rifles and large
capacity magazines that they need to kill large numbers of Americans. America
the Exceptional must have the most successful Mass Murderers. Republicans who
pander to their bases and accept large contributions from the Gun Lobby know
this, as do too few Democratic candidates with conservative constituents.
Republicans will continue to try and make American Mass
Murderers successful and keep the Gun Lobby happy.
Brian Holian